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Ineptocracy (in-ept-oc-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the latter (members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed) are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." -- Benjamin Franklin
"As an American I am not so shocked that Obama was given the Nobel Peace Prize without any accomplishments to his name, because America gave him the White House based on the same credentials "
Newt Gringrich
It's a Cult
Pister , who had often considered himself as a modern day Columbo ,felt that he was onto some scientific sleuthing and he shared his supicions with Sir Mingo.
" Sir Mingo , I am ready to drop the case of the computer sabotage. We can entertain suspicions but in all reality we have no proof. As each passing day goes by and we are left with nothing, no fingerprints , no evidence , nothing at all to base a claim on . I say let's just move on"
"I agree Pister. Each time we would suspect a particular person someone else would move into the limelight. "
"You know Sir Mingo, I am beginning to suspect that Lady Shelley has joined a cult"
"Why would you say that ?"
"The other day she was inquiring as to my habits of meditation. I think she had even mentioned "trancedental mediatation " .Do you know anything about that subject. ?"
"Pister if she was into any meditation, she would be wearing a symbol or something. She might show up wearing a spider or some other cult symbol like that "
"Well...I saw a spider "
"If she is a member of a cult, that might explain some things. For example she dropped us and left us high and dry on her roles for the crazy Aunt Looney. We had to cancel the Pister movie productions or at least postpone operations until we could rewrite the script. . "
"Maybe she was attending cult gatherings and practicing some strange rituals "
"Well I knew she was doing rain dances but somehow a ritual where she wears a bright black widow spider seems different. "
"Let's not jumt to any early conclusions. We can just keep an eye on the situation "
Moral
Incompatibility
Sir Mingo knew as he entered the Pister office that some deep issue was troubling Pister . Rather than dither over trivial issues. sir Mingo decided he would get directly to the point.
"Pister what is it ?"
"Sir Mingo , I would like to see Lady Shelley brought up on some legal charges .She has acted in a manner that is offensive to good social structure and I think she should be made accountable for her actions. "
'Specifically Pister what has she
done ?"
"When I had offered to help her with a door that was obnoxiously loud, I did so in good faith. I had never dreamed she would be so haughty. She actually ridiculed my efforts at helping the ladies with their horrible door.
'She said "Oh you like things that are silky smooth huh ? ha ha ha "
She wouldn't stop laughing. "
Here is what I will do. I will compose an apology letter. It willbe well worded. If she wants to have any measure of redemption...she will have the letter printed up and sign it. If she doesn't...then she can forget about ever getting that loud door fixed."
That's a good idea Pister. go ahead and type the letter. Let's see if she will sign it "
Dear Pister ,
I have acted in a manner that is most deplorable. While you had acted in good faith and extended the helpful hand of friendship and reconciliation , your best efferts were met with the fickle finger of rejection and contempt .
I realize now that my actions were not in the best interests of a morally compatible relationship and that if we ladies are to ever get our door fixed I should reconsider my attitudes and my outlook. .
With this in mind , I hereby offer this...I mean to say...i offer this...Uh...this uh....
apology.
Lady Shelley
(You can download this apology and print it..for full acceptance )
